(March, 2025; appeared in the Daily Mail on the 14th)
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(February, 2025; appeared in the Daily Mail on 6th March)
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(February, 2025; appeared in the Daily Mail on the 11th)
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Donald Trump would like Greenland to be
An American state by decree.
Nettled Danes, with a scoff,
Explete: Donald, f*** off
Speaking words understood by DT!
(January 24, 2025; appeared in Oddball Magazine on 3rd March)
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Perps with accents produced by RP
Elocution are judged not to be
Really criminal, yet
People charmed by this set
Should beware when posh fingers are free!
(January, 2025; appeared in Oddball Magazine on 10th February)
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(January, 2025; appeared in the Daily Mail on the 17th)
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(January, 2025; appeared in the Daily Mail on the 16th)
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Heifer Hilda's lab-bred derrière
Is designed to relieve the despair
Left behind by ten score
Dirty-coal years or more
As it issues low-methane hot air!
(January, 2025; appeared in Oddball Magazine on the 6th)
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