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Darwinian Selection (1st limerick) Dad Duty Done (Saturday 1st March, 2025 in Lighten Up Online) |
Darwinian Selection (2nd limerick) Small Size Spat (Saturday 1st March, 2025 in Lighten Up Online) |
Danes Donald Trump would like Greenland to be An American state by decree. Nettled Danes, with a scoff, Explete: Donald, f*** off— Speaking words understood by DT! (Monday 3rd March, 2025 in Oddball Magazine) |
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When a kayaker's caught in a gale, Caused by being engulfed by a whale, He expects he will die— But this Chilean guy Is still living and telling his tale! (Thursday 6th March, 2025 in the Daily Mail) |
For an actor who beats his own drum With long speeches, the moment had come For an Oscar repeat, But his mouth was replete— So his girlfriend got pelted with gum! (Friday 14th March, 2025 in the Daily Mail) |
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