Limericks Appearing in Newspapers and Magazines

  Finns

  Finns are Happiest Humans on Earth.
  If hot steam's not the cause of their mirth—
  Nine consecutive years
  Number One—is what cheers,
  Saunas banning their smartphones from birth?


  (Monday 30th March, 2026 in Oddball Magazine)
 

  Tiger Woods is a menace who drives
  Rather recklessly. Tiger survives
  Wrecking numerous cars.
  Does he thank lucky stars—
  Or is Tiger a cat with nine lives?


  (Thursday 2nd April, 2026 in the Daily Mail)
  Tiger

  Tiger Woods, who so recklessly drives,
  If he's not driving golf balls, survives
  Giant wrecks that spare no
  Earthly mortal. How so?
  Reason: Tiger's a cat—with nine lives!


  (Monday 26th April, 2026 in Light Poems of the Week)
  Gulls

  Gull ability's high stealing pie
  Undetected, unless you apply
  Little eyes (just one pair).
  Lunch may then still be there—
  Since a gull's gullibility's high!


  (Monday 13th April, 2026 in Oddball Magazine)
 

  Mark Zuckerberg's Meta, convicted
  Of getting young children addicted,
  Had better refine
  Algorithmic design
  So that what kids can see is restricted!


  (Wednesday 15th April, 2026 in the Daily Mail)



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