Two Trumps
A buffalo
In Bangladesh
Was set to go
The way of flesh
Until his clumps
Of blondish hair
Like Donald Trump's
Contrived to spare
Him. Now he's in
A Dhaka zoo.
Hair saved the skin
Of Donald Two.
     The undeceased
Is not a vain
And angry beast—
Unlike the pain
His name is shared
With. That's the price
Of being spared
From sacrifice ...
Two Trumps: Conceit
Consumes one whole.
And one's a sweet
And gentle soul!
(First published in Oddball Magazine on 1st
June, 2026. Story here)
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