How Now, Brown Cow? How now, brown cow, can you engage a don On science or linguistics, or fine art, While grazing, if the land your paths crossed on No longer is low-rent, and herds depart? Old farts who trim the budget just don't get What cows bequeath to learning. Wouldn't it Behoove them to assess how you abet Researchers when your soulful looks permit Original world views to flourish, and Why thoughtful moos from you to pensive dons Nudge progress forward more than cowless land? ... Cash cow need not mean beefbeside the swans On River Cam, it means inspiring profs Who like to ruminate by cattle troughs! (First published on 9th December, 2024 in Oddball Magazine. Story here) |
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