I would call OAPs on a yacht Very peaceful. The Russians think not. For relaxing at sea, Shouldn't photographs be The sole meaning of taking a shot? (Thursday 25th June, 2026 in the Daily Mail) |
Major Mighty poets have judged 'not to be' A relief, but for mighty old me, Judging Major at peace Offers no sweet release: RIP's no re-leaf for a tree! (Monday 29th June, 2026 in Oddball Magazine) |
Happy Happy vowels are apt to convey A class background. But shouldn't the way Posher accent confounds Proletarian sounds Yell "Who cares?—if you're happy, hooray!"? (Monday 6th July, 2026 in Oddball Magazine) |
Fans of sitcoms lay many a wreath For much-loved Dame Penelope Keith. She excelled at the job Of portraying a snob— With a genuine kindness beneath! (Wednesday 8th July, 2026 in the Daily Mail) |
Fiona For Count Binface's foe, issues mount: Is a fraudster the ultimate fount Of Fiona's largesse? Nigel dare not confess— As it might knock him down for the Count! (Monday 13th July, 2026 in Light Poems of the Week) |
'It's unfair, Infantino', Trump said, 'Don't you dare card my star with a red— Get my player reprieved!' Well, he was, but received Marching orders from Belgium instead! (Thursday 16th July, 2026 in the Daily Mail) |
Mused the Princess of Wales, as she went Up Great Britain's Three Peaks: My intent Is to show, every time, I approve of this climb— So I give it my royal 'ascent'! (Friday 17th July, 2026 in the Daily Mail) |
Sauna Sauna temps on a London commute Are the norm in a heatwave: temps shoot Up to thirty-three C— Ninety F ... O, to be A mere sauna-immune bovine brute! (Monday 20th July, 2026 in Oddball Magazine) |
France beat England in 1066, When the weapons were sharp-pointed sticks. But the outcome's reversed, In a free-scoring burst, When the weapons are footballer's kicks! (Thursday 23rd July, 2026 in the Daily Mail) |
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Lucie Lucie moos like a cow. Those who try Understanding this dog—tickled by Cattle sounds—lack success. I will hazard a guess: Every time Lucie lows, she gets high! (Monday 27th July, 2026 in Oddball Magazine) |
Pussy Pussy mewls? It is normal, a cat Utters mewling sounds seeking a pat ... Sorry—breaking the rules Shipping drugs? Pussy mules? Yo! We'd better investigate that! (Monday 3rd August, 2026 in Oddball Magazine) |
Stout Stout Victorians brewed, and consigned To the seabed, is divers' new find. One is tempted to drink Up at once, but I think That I'll let you go first ... Do you mind? (Monday 10th August, 2026 in Oddball Magazine) |
Andy Burnham says do not despair. Just two quid is the maximum fare You can possibly pay For a bus the whole way ... Though there may be no bus that goes there! (Wednesday 12th August, 2026 in the Daily Mail) |
If clubbers in Soho are sinking Their pints standing up, aren't you thinking It's good news? They've mastered How not to get plastered— Or they wouldn't be vertical drinking! (Thursday 13th August, 2026 in the Daily Mail) |
Notes "Notes are worthless now. Even a stash Of them won't be accepted: it's flash The-card only that buys Eats today," a thief sighs "So you may as well take back your cash! (Monday 17th August, 2026 in Oddball Magazine) |