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Finns Finns are Happiest Humans on Earth. If hot steam's not the cause of their mirth— Nine consecutive years Number One—is what cheers, Saunas banning their smartphones from birth? (Monday 30th March, 2026 in Oddball Magazine) |
Tiger Woods is a menace who drives Rather recklessly. Tiger survives Wrecking numerous cars. Does he thank lucky stars— Or is Tiger a cat with nine lives? (Thursday 2nd April, 2026 in the Daily Mail) |
Tiger Tiger Woods, who so recklessly drives, If he's not driving golf balls, survives Giant wrecks that spare no Earthly mortal. How so? Reason: Tiger's a cat—with nine lives! (Monday 26th April, 2026 in Light Poems of the Week) |