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A. Alta A new insect species comprises All females, pronounced in their sizes. Long field study fails To discover the males— As they're lunch after sex, one surmises! (Monday 18th August, 2025 in Oddball Magazine) |
Delta Delta Airlines, whose coffers obtain Extra money from seats where the plane Lacks a window, deny That old wisdom can fly— As they're making a gain with no pane! (Monday 25th August, 2025 in Light Poems of the Week) |
The Guinness World Records book got 'em: All eight of the towers at Cottam, And all in precisely One moment, sank nicely Straight down from the top to the bottom! (Friday 29th August, 2025 in the Daily Mail) |
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Mango Mango, versed in the cost of a deal, Aided cops with a big drugs reveal ... Never teach your macaw Going prices—the law Only waits for the parrot to squeal! (Monday 1st September, 2025 in Oddball Magazine) |
Lawns (Monday 1st September, 2025 in Lighten Up Online) |
Smart? Social-media keyboard routines Merit thumbs that are longer—which means Augmentation of brains, Recent science maintains ... Texting's smart, and breeds thinking machines? (Monday 8th September, 2025 in Oddball Magazine) |
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Zack P Zack Polanski's mind ups your cup size, A reporter got briefed, in disguise. Can you trust claims by him (Kinda grim)? Is he sim- Ply now busted—a booby-trap's prize? (Monday 15th September, 2025 in Oddball Magazine) |
Swona Swona's cows, it appears, want to wear Women's trainers and ordered a pair Of size fives: fact allows No alternative—cows Are the only inhabitants there! (Monday 22nd September, 2025 in Light Poems of the Week) |
Fired First Prince Andrew falls, then Peter M: Icky Epstein brings down all of them— Royals, peers and so on— Even after he's gone ... Donald's next to be fired (mused a Dem)? (Monday 22nd September, 2025 in Oddball Magazine) |