Every record is under attack As a sprinter shows rivals her back. Only out at the front Will you see Amy Hunt— She's the new British queen of the track! (Thursday 20th August, 2026 in the Daily Mail) |
Brock British badgers' new night-time routine: Roam a golf course to land on the green, On which Brock can dig out Chafer grubs that the drought Keeps off limits where hoses aren't seen! (Monday 31st August, 2026 in Oddball Magazine) |
Bully Baby-toe-size-brained bully, get this: Up behind me is size you can't miss— Large, Canadian-weight, Lumps of prime real estate ... You've a whole lotta room there to kiss! (Monday 7th September, 2026 in Oddball Magazine) |
On the lake at Ontario's rim, Trump has planted a new hydronym. He may shout it's about His America's clout— But the truth is, it's all about him! (Thursday 10th September, 2026 in the Daily Mail) |
Country music's illustrious queen Has departed, but left us Jolene, Nine to Five, and the art Of life lived from the heart. What a wonderful life it has been! (Friday 11th September, 2026 in the Daily Mail) |
Delay? Doc's receptionist brooks no delay: Emma's instant "an-apple-a-day" ... Locals hang up a lot After reaching this bot— Yorkshire twangs keep the doctor away! (Monday 14th September, 2026 in Oddball Magazine) |