I would call OAPs on a yacht Very peaceful. The Russians think not. For relaxing at sea, Shouldn't photographs be The sole meaning of taking a shot? (Thursday 25th June, 2026 in the Daily Mail) |
Major Mighty poets have judged 'not to be' A relief, but for mighty old me, Judging Major at peace Offers no sweet release: RIP's no re-leaf for a tree! (Monday 29th June, 2026 in Oddball Magazine) |
Happy Happy vowels are apt to convey A class background. But shouldn't the way Posher accent confounds Proletarian sounds Yell "Who cares?—if you're happy, hooray!"? (Monday 6th July, 2026 in Oddball Magazine) |
Fans of sitcoms lay many a wreath For much-loved Dame Penelope Keith. She excelled at the job Of portraying a snob— With a genuine kindness beneath! (Wednesday 8th July, 2026 in the Daily Mail) |
Fiona For Count Binface's foe, issues mount: Is a fraudster the ultimate fount Of Fiona's largesse? Nigel dare not confess— As it might knock him down for the Count! (Monday 13th July, 2026 in Light Poems of the Week) |
'It's unfair, Infantino', Trump said, 'Don't you dare card my star with a red— Get my player reprieved!' Well, he was, but received Marching orders from Belgium instead! (Thursday 16th July, 2026 in the Daily Mail) |
Mused the Princess of Wales, as she went Up Great Britain's Three Peaks: My intent Is to show, every time, I approve of this climb— So I give it my royal 'ascent'! (Friday 17th July, 2026 in the Daily Mail) |
Sauna Sauna temps on a London commute Are the norm in a heatwave: temps shoot Up to thirty-three C— Ninety F ... O, to be A mere sauna-immune bovine brute! (Monday 20th July, 2026 in Oddball Magazine) |