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So Long, Farewell So long, farewell, Keir Starmer, failed First Lord Of Britain's Treasury. Your fraught two years, Less thirteen days, in office underscored Outstanding technocratic skill appears Not helpful as PM. Your promise—we'd Get change—was good: you're quite beyond compare For U-turns. But you droned, and couldn't read A room like Andy B, whose jaunty air Replaces your solemnity, and you Erred most by taking charge beneath Big Ben Without a plan we'd buy—just like the new Executive-in-chief at Number Ten ... Long tenure, Andy B? Don't undersell— Lest, two years hence, you hear: So long, farewell! (First published in Light on 29th June, 2026 as one of the Poems of the Week. Story here) |
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